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Best quotes to send by SMS
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.Author: Andy Rooney
Don't stay long when the husband is not at home.Author: Japanese Proverb
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.Author: Malayan Proverb
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Author: Unknown
Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.Author: Howard Aiken
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you
call an American with a
lavatory on his head ?
John.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: How
many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians
does it take to change a
lightbulb ?This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
A: Two, one to
give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw
it in.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Poles does it take to
change a
light bulb?
A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he
goes on
strike!This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena
to the Cheektowaga Times for
publication so St. Jude may grant the
lightbulb request, one to say the
Last Rites for the old lightbulb,
ten volunteer firemen to break into
the house and smash the old
light bulb to bits, fifty to protest the
abortion of the old
lightbulb, ten to organize a lawn fete and spaghetti
dinner at Our Most Holy
Precious Blood of the Seventeen Martyred Saints
R.C. Church to
raise funds to buy a new light bulb (and the Monsignor a
new pair of
bowling shoes as a gift on St. Stanislaus Day), twenty from
Chiavettas Catering to serve the food, twenty to run the Monte Carlo
gambling tent, fifty to run everything else, one to go to Koplinskis
Appliances to buy the light bulb, one to screw it in, five to say the
Rosary as the bulb is being screwed in, and the Monsignor to bless
it.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes