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Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.
Author: Joseph Addison

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Author: Vernon Sanders Law

Experience suggests it doesn't matter so much how you got here, as what you do after you arrive.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Extensive traveling induces a feeling of encapsulation, and travel, so broadening at first, contracts the mind.
Author: Paul Theroux

Facing a mirror you see merely your own countenance; facing your child you finally understand how everyone else has seen you.
Author: Daniel Raeburn

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!
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Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
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What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.
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Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
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Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
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