Best quotes to send by SMS
Maya Angelou How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!
Author: Maya Angelou

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Lord Byron How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate; and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to
Author: Lord Byron

T. S. Eliot Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Laurence J. Peter Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
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Men jokes Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
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Men jokes Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Men jokes Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers.
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Men jokes Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!
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