Best quotes to send by SMS

How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!
Author: Maya Angelou
How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate; and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to
Author: Lord Byron
Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
Author: T. S. Eliot
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Author: Laurence J. Peter
The best jokes to send by SMS

Men are like
power tools.
They make a lot
of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Men are like
soap operas.
They're fun to
watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Men are like horoscopes.
They always tell you
what to do and are usually wrong.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Q: Men will brag that
there are women waiting
by the phone at this very moment for their call.
Who are these
women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly
and
poor woman?
A: Desperate!
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes