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If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
Author: Christina Stead

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
Author: Tom Stoppard

If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation
Author: Nikola Tesla

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Author: Voltaire

If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
Author: Angelina Jolie

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!
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It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback blew his top. How many times can you do this to us in a single game?" he screamed. "You were wrong on the out-of-bounds, you were wrong on that last first down, and you missed an illegal tackle in the first quarter." The official just stared. The quarterback seethed, but he suppressed the language that might get him tossed from the game. "What it comes down to," he bellowed, "is that you STINK!" The official stared a few more seconds. Then he bent down, picked up the ball, paced off 15 yards, and put the ball down. He turned to face the steaming quarterback. The official finally replied, "And how do I smell from here?"
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Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked. "You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!" "Really? How'd you do that?" "I dropped the ball."
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Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!
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