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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Author: Mae West

How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing. Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.
Author: Brooks Atkinson

In fact, nothing is said that has not been said before.
Author: Terence

In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.
Author: Wendell Berry

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.
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Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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