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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Author: Oscar Wilde

It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.
Author: Anatole France

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.
Author: Freeman Dyson

It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.
Author: Betty Friedan

It is feeling and force of imagination that make us eloquent.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place."
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes