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An honest man is the noblest work of God.
Author: Alexander Pope

An idea isn't worth that much. It's the execution of the idea that has value. If you can't convince one other person that this is something to devote your life to, then it's not worth it.
Author: Joel Spolsky

An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.
Author: Evelle J. Younger

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
Author: Plutarch

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes