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Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
Author: James Boswell

I am no more humble than my talents require.
Author: Oscar Levant

I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
Author: Harper Lee

Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do.
Author: Mencius

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
Author: Victor Hugo

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!
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What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!
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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
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