Best quotes to send by SMS
Henry Kissinger The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Lyndon B. Johnson It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining...
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

Ralph Waldo Emerson The ancestor of every action is a thought.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sir Philip Sidney No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Author: Sir Philip Sidney

Seneca One hand washes the other. (Manus Manum Lavet)
Author: Seneca

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !
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Frog jokes When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !
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Frog jokes Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
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Frog jokes Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !
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Frog jokes Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
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