Best quotes to send by SMS

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Author: Henry Kissinger
It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining...
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
The ancestor of every action is a thought.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Author: Sir Philip Sidney
One hand washes the other.
(Manus Manum Lavet)
Author: Seneca
The best jokes to send by SMS

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team
?
He bowled long hops !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
When is a car like a frog ?
When it's becing
toad !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Whats green and goes round and
round at 100
miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Whats a frogs favourite game ?
It's croak-et
!
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
They always want to play leap frog with him
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes