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Best quotes to send by SMS
The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.Author: Adolf Hitler
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place.Author: Emily Dickinson
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.Author: Elbert Hubbard
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.Author: Walter Bagehot
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.Author: Nat King Cole
The best jokes to send by SMS
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large
goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.
'Don't waste your
time,' Pat hollered.
'The rifle is not loaded.'
'I can't
wait,' Mike shouted back.
'The bird will be gone if I take the time to
load!'This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
What do you get if you cross a telephone with
a hunting dog?
A golden receiver!This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting.
They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching
something.
The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire
three
shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and
find you."
After about three hours, the second redneck finds he
is really lost. He
decides to fire three shots into the air as the
first man told him. He
then waits an hour and does it again. He
repeats this until he is out
of ammo.
The next morning, the
first redneck finds the second with the help of
forest rangers. He
asks the second redneck man if he did what he told
him to
do.
The redneck answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour
on the hour until I ran out of arrows."This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
Fred: Do you think I'm a fool?
Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the village idiot
buying bird seed?
He said he wanted to grow some birds.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes