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Hope is the nurse of misery.
Author: American Proverb

It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.
Author: Carl Sagan

If we can connect in some tiny way with a human that doesn't agree with us, then maybe we won't blow up the planet.
Author: Nancy White

There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is the paradox of living, this ecstasy comes when one is most alive, and it comes as a complete forgetfulness that one is alive.
Author: Jack London

There is death in the pot.
Author: Bible

Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
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Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
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