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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.
Author: Alan Bennett

Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.
Author: Antoinette Brown Blackwell

If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn rounds out to be reflection. It's a time of year when the leaves are down and the harvest is in and the perennials are gone. Mother Earth just closed up the drapes on another year a
Author: Mitchell Burgess

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
Author: Nick Faldo

We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do.
Author: Ethel Barrett

Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
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What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes