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You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet.
Author: Franz Kafka

You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

You don't need to outdo the competition. It's expensive and defensive. Underdo your competition. We need more simplicity and clarity.
Author: Jason Fried

I can't criticize what I don't understand. If you want to call this art, you've got the benefit of all my doubts.
Author: Charles Rosin

You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need.
Author: Vernon Howard

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
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Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes