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And all who told it added something new, And all who heard it made enlargements too.
Author: Alexander Pope

And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
Author: Bible

And Nathan said to David, Thou art the man.
Author: Bible

And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of.
Author: William Shakespeare

And the grasshopper shall be a burden.
Author: Bible

What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.
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What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.
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What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
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My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes