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Best quotes to send by SMS
All of us want to do well. But if we do not do good, too, then doing well will never be enough.Author: Anna Quindlen
All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.Author: Samuel Butler
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.Author: Unknown
All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel heat strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones are moving easily under the flesh.Author: Doris Lessing
All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.Author: Demosthenes
The best jokes to send by SMS
What bird has wings but cannot
fly
?
Roast turkey !This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Father Christmas lost
his umbrella but
he didn't get wet! Why not?
Because it wasn't raining!This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the
Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don't work,
give me a ring!This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes