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Anger repressed can poison a relationship as surely as the cruelest words.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.
Author: Charles Dickens

Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
Author: Pyrrhus

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

Any community's arm of force - military, police, security - needs people in it who can do necessary evil, and yet not be made evil by it. To do only the necessary and no more. To constantly question the assumptions, to stop the slide into atrocity.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.
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What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
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What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !
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