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Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
Author: Socrates

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of one is the tongue, and speech is mightier than all fighting.
Author: Maxims of Ptahhotep

Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected.
Author: Steve Jobs

Be bold and mighty powers will come to your aid.
Author: Basil King

Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
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Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.
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A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two?.Didn't you hear me? You could have been killed!" The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
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