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Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.Author: Unknown
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.Author: Unknown
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.Author: Voltaire
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.Author: Alfred Hitchcock
Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.Author: John Updike
The best jokes to send by SMS
A long time ago, Britain and France were at
war.
During one battle, The French captured an English
major.
Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to
question him.
The French general asked, "Why do you English
officers all wear red
coats? Don't you know the red material makes
you easier targets for us
to shoot at?"
In his bland
English way, the major informed the general that the
reason English
officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the
blood won't
show and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why
from that day to now, all French Army officers wear
brown pants.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the motto of the
Polish
Solidarity Union?
A: Every man for himself.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to
have
only 4 children?
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of
every five babies born
in the world today is Chinese.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Why is Russia a very fast country ?
Because
the people are always Russian !This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A:
Duck.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes