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Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.
Author: Sarah Bernhardt

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Author: Anthony Burgess

Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
Author: William Shakespeare

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Author: John Lennon

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes