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In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

In the garden, Autumn is, indeed the crowning glory of the year, bringing us the fruition of months of thought and care and toil. And at no season, safe perhaps in Daffodil time, do we get such superb colour effects as from August to November.
Author: Rose G. Kingsley

In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.
Author: Dante Alighieri

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Author: Scott Adams

In this life we get only those things for which we hunt, for which we strive, and for which we are willing to sacrifice.
Author: George Matthew Adams

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes