Best quotes to send by SMS

It's possible to disagree with someone about the ethics of non-violence without wanting to kick his face in.
Author: Christopher Hampton
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
Author: Anatole France
Man is what he believes.
Author: Anton Chekhov
Man: the glory, jest, and riddle of the world.
Author: Alexander Pope
Man's chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Author: Hesiod
The best jokes to send by SMS

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
King
Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed
like Fae
Rae
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Power
Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the
ridiculous
outfit
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift
idea
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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and
ganja, mon!
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