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Learn to labour and to wait.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Author: Robert Byrne

Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Author: Confucius

Leave well - even 'pretty well' - alone: that is what I learn as I get old.
Author: Edward Fitzgerald

Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado.
Author: Menander

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
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How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They try to fix the old one. "We looked at the light fixture and decided there's no point trying to maintain it. We're going to rewrite it from scratch. Could you wait two months?"
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A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ''could not find the printer.'' The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still could not 'see' the printer.
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.
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