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Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Author: Larry McMurtry

I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
Author: E. B. White

Innately, children seem to have little true realistic anxiety. They will run along the brink of water, climb on the window sill, play with sharp objects and with fire, in short, do everything that is bound to damage them and to worry those in charge of th
Author: Sigmund Freud

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
Author: Nora Ephron

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
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