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She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities.
Author: Henry James

We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.
Author: Francis J. Braceland

If people aren't going to talk about your product, then it's not good enough.
Author: Jeffrey Kalmikoff

We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
Author: Carl Jung

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. "I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts." And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes