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Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that for which he has no grounds for professing to believe.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
Author: Douglas Adams

Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously; And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company.
Author: Anonymous

All a man can betray is his conscience.
Author: Joseph Conrad

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Author: George Orwell

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes