Best quotes to send by SMS

Form follows function-that has been misunderstood. Form and function should be one, joined in a spiritual union.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright
Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance,
And toss them on the wheels of Chance.
Author: Juvenal
Fortune's wheel is ever turning.
Author: Polish Proverb
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
Author: Bob Marley
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Author: Alan Dean Foster
The best jokes to send by SMS

Did
you hear about the fool who
keeps going round saying "no"?
No.
Oh, so it's you!
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
I can't understand the critics
saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really
enjoyed it.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
Bonehead.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
My friend is so stupid that he
thinks twice before saying nothing.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
A stupid man was
struggling out of
his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him,
"Hello,
Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied,
"I'm
taking it to the store to have it measured for a new
tablecloth."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes