Best quotes to send by SMS
Frank Lloyd Wright Form follows function-that has been misunderstood. Form and function should be one, joined in a spiritual union.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright

Juvenal Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of Chance.
Author: Juvenal

Polish Proverb Fortune's wheel is ever turning.
Author: Polish Proverb

Bob Marley Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
Author: Bob Marley

Alan Dean Foster Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Author: Alan Dean Foster

The best jokes to send by SMS
Idiot and fool jokes Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"? No. Oh, so it's you!
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Idiot and fool jokes I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.
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Idiot and fool jokes What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.
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Idiot and fool jokes My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
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Idiot and fool jokes A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "I'm taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."
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