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Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
Author: H. Mumford Jones

Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee.
Author: Bible

Pain (any pain--emotional, physical, mental) has a message. The information it has about our life can be remarkably specific, but it usually falls into one of two categories: "We would be more alive if we did more of this," and, "Life would be more lovely
Author: Peter McWilliams

Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Author: Publilius Syrus

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast".
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes