Best quotes to send by SMS
Ralph Waldo Emerson The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anna Quindlen If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Rebecca Beard The past is finished. There is nothing to b gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us in the experiences it brought us was something we had to know.
Author: Rebecca Beard

Ben Stein I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one that matters and that it is my duty...This is my highest and best use as a human.
Author: Ben Stein

Confucius The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it.
Author: Confucius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser, the King of Beers !
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