Best quotes to send by SMS

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
Author: Anna Quindlen
The past is finished. There is nothing to b gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us in the experiences it brought us was something we had to know.
Author: Rebecca Beard
I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one that matters and that it is my duty...This is my highest and best use as a human.
Author: Ben Stein
The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it.
Author: Confucius
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brad
!
Brad who ?
Brad news I'm afraid !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brian
!
Brian who ?
Brian drain !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brie
!
Brie who ?
Brie me my supper !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brook
!
Brook who ?
Brook-lyn bridge !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bud
!
Bud who ?
Budweiser, the King of Beers !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes