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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Author: Dame Edna Everage

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
Author: Amanda Cross

The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks.
Author: Thomas Bailey

The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.
Author: Martha Beck

Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.
Author: Seneca

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !
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