Best quotes to send by SMS

People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec
People in general are scared to death of the war and all the exhibition have been a failure, because the rich - don't want to buy anything.
Author: Frida Kahlo
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut
People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.
Author: Cullen Hightower
People want economy and they will pay any price to get it.
Author: Lee Iacocca
The best jokes to send by SMS

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another
shopper
walked up to it and started talking.
Didn't I see you on
a TV commercial?
How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
I just spotted a Chihuahua!
That wasn't very
nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why do Chihuahuas have such short
necks?
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
Get a
small hankie!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid
of?
A Doberman puncher!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes