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It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.
Author: Seneca

Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you.
Author: Lisa Alther

Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.
Author: Hugh Elliott

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
Author: Mark Twain

If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
Author: Julie-Jeanne-Eleonore de Lespinasse

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes