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Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
Author: Elizabeth Warnock Fernea

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
Author: Knute Rockne

Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Author: Denise Levertov

The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came the reply.
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.
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If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
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