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Speak what you think today in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must learn both arts.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Spreading himself like a green bay tree.
Author: Bible

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Author: Evan Esar

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
Author: Marie Curie

Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
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What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte
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What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?
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Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
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Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
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