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For a good cause, wrongdoing is virtuous.
Author: Publilius Syrus

For all that has been, thanks. For all that will be, yes.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and greatest enjoyment is - to live dangerously.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
Author: Bible

For God hates utterly The bray of bragging tongues.
Author: Sophocles

Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough
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A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
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Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
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