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Be not slow to visit the sick.
Author: Ecclesiastes

Be of good cheer: it is I; be not afraid.
Author: Bible

Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received.
Author: Seneca

Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others.
Author: Sir Thomas Browne

Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go.
Author: William Shakespeare

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!
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What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
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What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes