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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
Author: Chinese Proverb

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
Author: Bert Leston Taylor

A bruised reed shall he not break, and the smoking flax shall he not quench.
Author: Bible

A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.
Author: Carl Sagan

A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.
Author: Thomas Szasz

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
This is the joke from a category: Answer me this jokes

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes