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Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Author: Allan Goldfein

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things.
Author: Denis Diderot

Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Author: Jean Giraudoux

Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern.
Author: Bible

Oregano is the spice of life.
Author: Henry J. Tillman

What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
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What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!
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