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Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen.
Author: Robert Bresson

Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
Author: Cato the Elder

To find fulfillment...don't exist with life - embrace it.
Author: Jim Beggs

The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak.
Author: Hans Hoffman

To get the best out of a man go to what is best in him.
Author: Daniel Considine

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
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What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
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Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.
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