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To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
Author: Oscar Wilde

To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Author: Charles Buxton

To no one will we sell, to no one will we refuse or delay right or justice.
Author: Magna Carta

To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of a new friend; to read it a second time is to meet an old one.
Author: Selwyn Champion

To see the earth as it truly is, small and blue and beautiful in that eternal silence where it floats, is to see ourselves as riders on the earth together, brothers on that bright loveliness in the eternal cold.
Author: Archibald MacLeish

Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
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