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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

It is obvious that 'obscenity' is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the Courts, it means 'anything that shocks the magistrate.'
Author: Bertrand Russell

The worthwhile problems are the ones you can really solve or help solve, the ones you can really contribute something to.
Author: Richard Feynman

What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer.
Author: Bertrand Russell

What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website.
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Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2
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Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."
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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
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