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In the modern world the intelligence of public opinion is the one indispensable condition for social progress.
Author: Charles W. Eliot

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the threshold thereof.
Author: Thomas Fuller

The fact is, the old clichs work for us in abstract terms, but they never work out in real life quite the same way. Life is messy; clichs are clean and tidy.
Author: Hugh Macleod

What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!
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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
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Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes