Best quotes to send by SMS
Cecil B. DeMille The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication.
Author: Cecil B. DeMille

Colette I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
Author: Colette

Anonymous Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
Author: Anonymous

Will Rogers Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Author: Will Rogers

Meladee McCarty Live your life as though there is great joy to be experienced... an abundance of goodness in each person you come in contact with, and the knowledge that you have enough inner wisdom to answer the mysteries that challenge you.
Author: Meladee McCarty

The best jokes to send by SMS
Computer jokes I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
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Computer jokes Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
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Computer jokes What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.
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Computer jokes What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.
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Computer jokes Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D
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