Best quotes to send by SMS

The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication.
Author: Cecil B. DeMille
I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
Author: Colette
Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
Author: Anonymous
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Author: Will Rogers
Live your life as though there is great joy to be experienced... an abundance of goodness in each person you come in contact with, and the knowledge that you have enough inner wisdom to answer the mysteries that challenge you.
Author: Meladee McCarty
The best jokes to send by SMS

I've been on my computer all night!
Don't
you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone
else?
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
on?
Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
What did the mouse say to the
webcam?
Cheese.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
What do you get if you stuff your computer's
disk drive
with herbs?
A thyme machine.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Where is the best place to buy computer
software?
Washington C.D
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes