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For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.
Author: Eric Ambler

For the wages of sin is death.
Author: Bible

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Author: Johnny Carson

For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.
Author: Clarence E. Hodges

For when the One Great Scorer comes To write against your name, He marks-not that you won or lost- But how you played the game.
Author: Grantland Rice

Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !
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Q: What's black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper.
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Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
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Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."
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