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Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.
Author: W. Edwards Deming

Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil man does bad ones.
Author: The Belzer Rabbi

Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.
Author: Bible

Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Author: Mother Teresa

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Author: Mark Twain

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now,' he said.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes