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Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story.
Author: Don Snyder

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Author: Mark Twain

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf.
Author: Rabindranath Tagore

Let's not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don't die, get well by themselves. Our job is mainly to try to make them feel better; do no harm.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
Author: Bob Hope

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.
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When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !
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Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
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What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !
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