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I'm afraid I'm being an awful nuisance.
Author: Edith Sitwell

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.
Author: Oscar Wilde

No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
Author: Edmund Burke

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest.
Author: Thomas Moore

The pain of making the necessary sacrifices always hurts more than you think it's going to. I know. It sucks. That being said, doing something seriously creative is one of the most amazing experiences one can have, in this or any other lifetime. If you ca
Author: Hugh Macleod

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !
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