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To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
Author: e e cummings

To be turned from one's course by men's opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation shows a man unfit to hold an office.
Author: Quintus Fabius Maximus

To become acquainted with kindness one must be prepared to learn new things and feel new feelings. Kindness is more than a philosophy of the mind. It is a philosophy of the spirit.
Author: Robert J. Furey

I do beseech you to direct your efforts more to preparing youth for the path and less to preparing the path for the youth.
Author: Ben Lindsey

Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.
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What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.
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Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!
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What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!
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