Best quotes to send by SMS
Oprah Winfrey I believe that uncertainty is really my spirit's way of whispering, "I'm in flux. I can't decide for you. Something is off-balance here."
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Ralph Waldo Emerson The peril of every fine faculty is the delight of playing with it for pride. Talent is commonly developed at the expense of character, and the greater it grows, the more is the mischief. Talent is mistaken for genius, a dogma or system for truth, ambition
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Agnes de Mille No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently.
Author: Agnes de Mille

Desiderius Erasmus The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Bertrand Russell The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The best jokes to send by SMS
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !
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