Best Cell Phones

Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
Author: Leo Rosten

See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Irresponsible power is inconsistent with liberty, and must corrupt those who exercise it.
Author: John Calhoun

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes