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Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.
Author: J. K. Rowling

Age iswisdom, if one has lived one's life properly.
Author: Miriam Makeba

Ah! the clock is always slow; It is later than you think.
Author: Robert Service

Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
Author: Peter da Silva

Alas! must it ever be so? Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go, And fight our own shadows forever?
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ''I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.''
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes